Category : Rugby

RBSC Rugby competition dates announced

The Royal Bangkok Sports Club Thursday night rugby competition dates have just been announced – please see the Southerners’ fixtures below.

Spots are still available for any new players wishing to get a game of night rugby, in arguably one of Asia’s premier rugby grounds.  Contact Darrel if you want to get involved.

9 September 2010 - Southerners vs Bangkok Bangers (1940hrs)

16 September 2010 - Southerners vs RBSC (1830hrs)

30 September 2010 – Southerners vs OV (1940hrs)

7 October 2010 – Southerners vs Bangkok Bangers (1940hrs)

14 October 2010 – Southerners vs RBSC (1830hrs)

21 October 2010 – Southerners vs OV (1940hrs)

Seconds from Disaster: Annual Rugby Dinner

June, 2010
Chao Phraya River, Bangkok, Thailand

It’s quite weird sitting in an Irish bar watching rugby whilst wearing jandels, board shorts, a neck tie and a dinner jacket, but you’ve got to follow the rules.  So I did.

Click here to read Skinny’s report on the 2010 Annual rugby dinner…and what disaster ensued…

Hooey releases album, gets botox

It’s been a big month for the Southerners’ own part-time model/clown/rockstar/halfback/ inspirational educator of small children, Damian J. Hoo.

Not only has he released his debut album, The Spectrum, including the hit Thai single “Still missing you”, but he has also undergone the start of a rigourous regime of botox injections in a bid to maintain his rockstar looks ahead of his upcoming European tour.

Click here to listen to Hooey’s hit single…

Southerners dig cats: Games played with Panthers and Tigers

There’s nothing quite like a three-way love-in down Pattaya way.

The Pattaya Panthers Rugby Club, Thailand Thaigers Aussie Rules Football Club, the Southerners’ Rugby section and a gaggle of wives and girlfriends ventured to Pattaya’s Horseshoe Point last weekend for a mix-in consisting of games of Aussie Rules and rugby. The Southerners’ Mark ‘Skinny’ Anderson reports below:

Click here for Skinny’s report on what happened in Pattaya…

All Black touched by Southerners

The Southerners and friends from the Bangkok Japanese Rugby Club recently played host to former New Zealand All Black (57 tests) and current Toulouse halfback, Byron Kelleher.

In Bangkok to receive some high-performance technical assistance from some of the finer players from the Southerners and Bangkok Japanese, Kelleher also attended the Southerners’ weekly weekend touch game.

Asked what he thought of the club, Kelleher remarked in his adopted tongue, “L’équipe de touche-rugby de Southerners est magnifique” (It’s sweet as, bro).


Kelleher, Southerners and Bangkok Japanese club members discuss the evolutionary paths and inherent tactical and philosophical differences between northern and southern hemisphere rugby.

Bangers mashed, Southerners retain Soi 33 Cup

The place: Perth, Western Australia, June 12.
The teams: England and Australia.
The scene: Wallabies get pummeled in the scrum by the English, but win the overall battle.
The result: Wallabies win 27-17, despite the sustained pressure up front.

The place: Royal Bangkok Sports Club, Bangkok, June 24.
The teams: Bangkok Bangers and the Southerners.
The scene: Southerners get pummeled in the scrum by the Bangers, but win the overall battle.
The result: Southerners win 13-7, despite the sustained pressure up front.

Click here to read on…

Thailand Rugby Union Competition: Fixtures (Updated!)

The Thailand Rugby Union have finished consulting with their trusty team of clairvoyants, and have determined the most auspicious times and dates for Southerners Rugby to take the field in this year’s competition.

Southerners  vs.  Army 1 – Thursday 17th June, KO 1945 @ RBSC
Southerners  vs.  Navy College – Sunday 20th June, KO 1615 @ Vajiravudh College
Southerners  vs.  Bangers – Thursday 24th June, KO 1945 @ RBSC
Southerners  vs.  RBSC – Thursday 1st July, KO 1800 @ RBSC

Training will be on Tuesday at Kasetsart Uni (1900hrs).  Bring a passport photo and a copy of your passport.

Yesterday’s Heroes: In Istanbul

Chris ‘Wagga’ Doherty recently traveled to Turkey to meet up with several of yesterday’s Southerners heroes and a few other blokes as part of the Asian Rhinos‘ 25th Anniversary Tour. Here’s his report…


Brendon Jones (now in Mauritius), Dick Perkins (still styling in Bangkok), Wagga (now in Perth) and Ron Rutland (now in Cape Town) sport their touring kit and some very fetching local headwear.

Click here to read Wagga’s report…

Rugby Dinner – Boat Cruise

June 19, 2010 18:00toJune 20, 2010 06:00

Ah-harrrrrrrrrr!

Southernerrrrrrrs Rugby be setting ye sail, in celebrrrrration of another yearrr of rugby.

Cap’n Perkins and his First Mate Lintott be the men fer yer eve, with a special Cap’n’s dinner of BBQ’d swine an’ lash’ns of rum and special brew.

All you land-lubbin Southernerrrs men, get on down to ye Saphan Thaksin Pier for a night of unrivaled de-bauchery and swashbuckling grogery with ye maties, pillaging ye Chao Praya and Khao San Road of all its jolly rogering bounty.

Contact ol’ salty Belly to confirm, if yer been a poxy dog an’ haven’t already.  Arrrrrrr!

Date: Saturday 19 June
Time: 6:00pm
Where: Saphan Thaksin Pier, then sailing ye vessel to KSR
Wear: Blazers, ties, boardies & jandles, thongs or flip-flops (depending on your cultural background).
Other possible bits of kit: Flaregun, parrot, eyepatch, lifejacket, self respect….

Sixty Southerners Seconds: Darrel

A Southerners stalwart as a player, administrator and vocalist (he is Welsh after all…), Darrel is the first participant in what will be a series of articles on the who’s-who of the Southerners Sports Club…

Nickname: Dazza
Starsign: Virgo
Time in Thailand: 10yrs (2 stints)
Job/industry: Storage/Warehousing
Home city: Edinburgh, UK
Sports played with the Southerners: Rugby
Preferred (playing) position: In theory scrumhalf, in reality wherever someone is tired.
Beverage of choice: White Russian – can drink it at night or with breakfast.
Best tour destination: Vientiane, Laos
Worst Southerner to share a room with on tour: J-Lo…personal space;  Richie…his love of Richard Curtis films.
A little-known talent you possess: Valuing other people’s opinions.
Favourite Bangkok bar: Cheap Charlies (Suk Soi 11) & Rooftop (Khao San Road, Khao San’s answer to Cheers)
A little known Bangkok secret: My building seems to be a training ground for young Eastern European models…
Your greatest southerners moment: Saigon, Russians, Dominos
You love: Motorbike Taxis, Farang Chicks, Wales winning, toothpicking, Hooey’s pass (not his chat)
You don’t love: Singlets, Football, League, the English, Wales losing (I get emo), Glovebox’s expert sport explanations, Laurent’s French whinging
Rugby/sports teams you support: Llanelli Scarlets, whoever is playing the Bangers
Two points of advice to anyone new to Thailand/Bangkok: Always look down when you are walking; never ‘date’ a girl that is taller than you.
Facebook is…a vital tool for research.
Damian Hoo will never…put a shirt on.
Sukhumvit is like the…Mainstreet @ Disneyland.
Wales is to rugby, as Australia is to…Dingoes.
People say I look like…a young Charlton Heston or with beard; Brian Blessed.

Darrel co-ordinates the Southerners rugby section – get in contact with him if you’re keen for a game, or simply want to catch up over breakfast with a few cheeky White Russians.