After a dominant season of 10s rugby, there was a lot of silverware that needed to be protected. It was time to be proactive, about trophy protection. In the mean streets of Bkk, any chance encounter can result in disaster for your wallet or your dignity. Ever on point, our sensei Fat Jesus put together a high intensity combat crash course to teach us how to protect our crown jewels. He brought us to the venerable dojo MuayThai Mania, for a night that turned roughly 20 boys into feral warriors.